1 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:09,360 So much fun. 2 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,560 I just love the potter. 3 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,320 You and I should have play dates more often. 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,280 That wasn't a play date. 5 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,640 I was hiding behind that tree when you found me. 6 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:24,580 Why don't you go on the teeter -totter with me, you spoiled sport? 7 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:26,980 Well, I thought somebody should watch the kids. 8 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,700 Explain you to the other mothers. 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,420 And there's my sweet little bundle of perfection. 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,520 Aw, you can call me Mom. 11 00:00:38,780 --> 00:00:40,720 So how was the campus career fair? 12 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,680 Oh, wait. Let me guess. 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,400 It was just fair. 14 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:50,220 So tell me about it. What was it like? 15 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,700 The campus career thing was awesome. 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,040 Informative. You had fun. 17 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,540 There were balloons. 18 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,720 And careers. And people talking about careers. 19 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,020 Really? 20 00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:06,100 Any promising leads on what you might want to do with the rest of your life? A 21 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,100 ton. 22 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,060 Yeah, but, you know, they said it's bad luck if you talk about it. Yeah. 23 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,480 You didn't go. 24 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:16,820 Dang it, Cheyenne! 25 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,300 There's the bad moon rising. 26 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:20,540 It's go time, Hank. 27 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:28,340 Okay, look, Mrs. H. We were on our way to the career fair, but our path was 28 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:30,600 blocked by this huge outdoor concert. 29 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,320 Yeah. And at first, we thought that was career day. By the time we realized that 30 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,580 it wasn't, the real one was over. 31 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:39,780 So you were supposed to pick a career so you could choose a major so you could 32 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:40,780 have a future. 33 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:46,200 So? So instead, you start the first day of the rest of your life by going to a 34 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:52,860 concert. Mom, it was one career fair. What is the big deal? The big deal is 35 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:53,940 have a baby now. 36 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:58,280 Which means you don't get to be the college student in the beer helmet 37 00:01:58,340 --> 00:01:59,580 Party! Woo -hoo! 38 00:02:02,090 --> 00:02:03,190 Just like she was there. 39 00:02:05,650 --> 00:02:07,790 You have to start taking responsibility. 40 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:09,229 Make hard choices. 41 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:13,150 Stop acting like children and start acting like you have one. 42 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,450 That guy in the beer helmet was my guidance counselor. 43 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:50,100 With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter, I'm a 44 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,100 survivor. 45 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:10,960 Okay, coin wrappers, as I like to say, let's roll. 46 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,860 Penny jar down to the grocery store and dump it in the sorting machine. Or maybe 47 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:22,060 we could go to the bathroom and flush eight cents on the dollar down the 48 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,860 Dad, do you have a minute? 49 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,280 If it were only any time other than coin time. 50 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,560 What can I do for you, honey? 51 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,420 Mom yelled at me. 52 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,860 You know what always cheers me up? 53 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:40,420 Rolling nickels. 54 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,180 With me, it's scotch. 55 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:46,600 So what happened, honey? 56 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,020 She's all over me about the stupid rest of my life, just because I haven't 57 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:51,879 picked a major. 58 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,900 You know, your mom's always been like that. She used to ride me about mowing 59 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,560 lawn every week. I mean, every other week is fine. 60 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:02,440 But would she let it go? No. No, it was always grass, grass, grass. 61 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,698 And garbage. 62 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:04,619 And dishes. 63 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:05,660 But mostly grass. 64 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,920 You know, Bob, we should help her. 65 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:10,300 What are your interests? 66 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,540 Well, she likes nail polish and shopping. 67 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,980 She should major in rocket science. 68 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:18,260 Or I could major in... Shut up, Kira. 69 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,800 You know, Cheyenne, I didn't always want to be a thrifty stay -at -home mom. 70 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,120 At one point, I wanted to be a meter maid. 71 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,040 But they wouldn't let me carry a gun. 72 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,279 want to do? 73 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,340 I mean, I like money. 74 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,560 How did you decide to become a dentist? 75 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,880 Well, I knew I wanted to make a good living and have flexible hours. 76 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,580 Okay, well, that's a start. 77 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,760 And I really wanted to be my own boss. 78 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,140 That's what I want to be, a boss. 79 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,360 You know, being a dentist lets you be all those things, plus you get to help 80 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,740 people. It's very rewarding. 81 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,000 Those are the things you should look for in a career. 82 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:06,220 Okay, I'll do it. Do what? 83 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,480 Become a dentist. 84 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,070 First, you have to be able to spell dentist. 85 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:16,590 Tell you what I can't spell. Shut up, Kira. 86 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:22,970 Cheyenne, honey, it's a big commitment. Are you sure you want to do this? Yes. I 87 00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:24,850 mean, I used to love coming to see you at the office. 88 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:26,990 Plus, I learned from the best. 89 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:29,010 I'm not the best. 90 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,430 Am I the best? 91 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,090 Best dentist and best daddy. 92 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:36,450 Hey, for the future dentist. 93 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:42,340 Go out and buy yourself some monogram drool bibs. I did, and I never regretted 94 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,340 it. 95 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:49,060 Hey, if we get you and Jake to join her, we could be those four out of five 96 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,680 dentists that recommend stuff. 97 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:58,580 Come on, let's go tell Mom. She's going to be absolutely thrilled that I finally 98 00:05:58,580 --> 00:05:59,580 picked a major. 99 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,980 Come on, Kira. Don't you want to hear what your mom has to say about all this? 100 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,660 Oh, we're only four houses down. 101 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,100 I'm pretty sure I'll hear. 102 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:14,939 Hey, Mom. 103 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:15,940 What are you doing? 104 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,660 Well, I'm trying to help your sister with her career choice. 105 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:20,260 Shouldn't she be here? 106 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:25,620 No, honey, I want it to be the right one. 107 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,260 Well, I know what I want to be. An accountant. 108 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,100 Really? Why an accountant? 109 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,340 Jeffrey's dad is an accountant and he has a jet ski. 110 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,720 Oh, Cheyenne, I'm glad you're back. 111 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:44,040 I wanted to go over some possible majors that I found for you. No need, Reba. 112 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,540 It's already done. Yep. 113 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,860 Dad and Barbara Jean helped me pick a major. 114 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,180 Oh, great. Bring in the experts. That's what I always say. 115 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:56,240 Okay. Well, after a lot of soul -searching and some really good bonding 116 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,760 with Dad, I decided I want to be a dentist. 117 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,800 I got one for you. Maybe Van should be governor. 118 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,220 No, no. No, Mom, I'm serious. I want to be a dentist. 119 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,100 Oh, really? 120 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,820 Mm -hmm. Oh, wee. 121 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:29,360 Well, what did your dad say to you to make you choose such a perfect, perfect 122 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:34,820 career? Well, he was talking about what he loved about his job, and I realized I 123 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:35,880 love dentisting. 124 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,230 It's dentistry. 125 00:07:42,590 --> 00:07:43,590 Whatever. 126 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:46,110 Well, that's great. 127 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:50,850 And I'm sure you guys talked about how Cheyenne doesn't care for science, math, 128 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:51,850 or teeth. 129 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:53,730 A dentist! 130 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:59,030 We didn't really talk all that much. It just kind of happened fast. 131 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:02,690 I can't wait to tell Ben. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome, sweetie. 132 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:06,950 Oh, I'm sorry. Doctor, sweetie. 133 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,170 Yeah? 134 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,100 Oh, excuse me, Dr. 135 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,680 Boneheads. 136 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,820 I'm not a doctor. 137 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:29,880 You know, I don't think it's such a bad idea, her wanting to be a dentist. 138 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,720 Brock, it takes eight years to become a dentist. She's never going to stick with 139 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:34,619 something that long. 140 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:35,620 I don't think that's true. 141 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:38,480 Okay, she took piano, ballet, and karate. 142 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,940 She can't play, she can't dance, and Jake can take her. 143 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,840 Yeah, well, she was younger then. 144 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:49,360 Maybe she's learned that if she wants to accomplish anything worthwhile, she's 145 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,360 going to have to stick to it. 146 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,160 That's how I learned to fit seven eggs in my mouth. 147 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:05,020 And besides, you know, I feel that we must encourage our children at all 148 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:08,340 Yeah, when they're six and want to fly a cardboard box to the moon. 149 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:13,900 Rita, a child can do anything. Anything she sets her mind to. 150 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:17,340 Except shrink eight inches, I can tell you that. 151 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:26,520 So what? You're saying that I'm a bad parent for encouraging our child's 152 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,840 Is that it? Yeah. You're a bad parent. 153 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:32,020 A good parent matches the dream to the child. 154 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,280 So they won't get hurt or disappointed. 155 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:37,160 Not every child can be an astronaut. 156 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,260 Or jam seven plums into their mouth. 157 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:54,500 Cheyenne's dream is unrealistic until she tries it. Oh, you're right. Yeah. 158 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,920 I'm sure Cheyenne will be great at dentisting. 159 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:00,480 I can see the sign now. 160 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:06,100 Cheyenne Montgomery, teeth take her outer. She misspoke. 161 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:10,160 Okay, Brock, here's the deal. You talked her into it, you get to talk her out of 162 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,099 it. No way. 163 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:15,660 Oh, yes way, because I know how this happened. She went crying to you because 164 00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:19,480 yelled at her, and instead of backing me up like you should have, you agreed 165 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,439 with her. 166 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,620 That is so wrong. 167 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,200 And I bet you even brought up the grass thing. 168 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,960 Now this is just insulting. Excuse me. Fine. 169 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:37,440 Maybe you can let her waste a year of her life, but I'm not going to. 170 00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:43,000 Oh, Reba, don't you worry about a thing. 171 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,740 I'm going to brew a pot of tea, and we are going to have a nice, long chat 172 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,740 it. 173 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,880 Why don't we do that over at your house? 174 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,400 Oh, okay. 175 00:10:56,220 --> 00:11:00,360 I got lemon, zinger, orange, pico. I've got an organic peppermint. 176 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:14,260 I don't 177 00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:16,880 need career counseling. I've already decided what I want to major in. 178 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:20,240 When? In the car when we're at that really long light. 179 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:23,990 marketing. You know why? 180 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:28,150 Because they hang out with accountants, and the word is those guys have jet 181 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:29,150 skis. 182 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:34,470 All I'm saying is, a career counselor would just give us a little 183 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:38,030 Well, I just think it's a waste of time when we already know what we want to do. 184 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:40,630 Dentist, marketer guy. 185 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:45,470 Hey, maybe I could do the marketing for your dental office. 186 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:46,970 I'm seeing a campaign. 187 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:50,890 It's not coming to me. 188 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,960 Yeah, and when you said you wanted to be a dentist, it got me thinking. 189 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,660 I mean, if you're willing to put that much effort into it, why not shoot a 190 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:02,040 little higher, maybe like a brain surgeon? 191 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,740 Whoa, now that's something I could market. 192 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,900 I got nothing. 193 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 I hear you, Mom. 194 00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:15,840 I mean, what if I'm meant to be like a molecular biologist and supposed to find 195 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,900 a cure for cancer or something? 196 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:27,050 Thanks for thinking I could cure cancer, Ma. That's what we're here for. 197 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,730 Cheyenne and Ben Montgomery. 198 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:33,830 Hi. Hi. 199 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:35,470 It's nice to meet you. I'm Ben. 200 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:36,830 Hi, Ben. 201 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:38,870 Who are you? 202 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:42,370 Oh, I'm Reba Hart. I brought the kids down so you can do that thing we talked 203 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,370 about over the phone. 204 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:47,150 Oh, Mrs. Hart, I tried to explain this to you earlier. 205 00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:51,550 Career counseling is not telling people what they've chosen is dumb. 206 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,800 This is serious. 207 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:59,000 My daughter's making a big mistake, and I need you to straighten her out. Uh 208 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,980 -huh. Well, how about I listen to what she's thinking and then give her some 209 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,180 guidance? Oh, no, she doesn't need any guidance. 210 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,240 She needs a big, fat dose of reality. 211 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:09,760 See, she thinks she wants to be a dentist. And you don't like dentists? 212 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,540 No, no, my ex -husband's a dentist, and I... Oh, and you don't want her to be 213 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,500 one because she's following in his footsteps, and you hate that. 214 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,520 Tell you what I do hate. 215 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,560 That's people finishing my sentences. 216 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,680 Look, that kid is a wonderful, sweet girl. 217 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,660 She's the kind of kid that gets really excited about stuff. But by the time you 218 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,200 buy her the tutu, she's already wanting to take karate lessons. 219 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,380 Is that the end of your sentence? 220 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,300 Yes. 221 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:46,940 See, mainly, her father doesn't want to say anything negative to her. 222 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,220 All right, then. 223 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:51,750 I'll see you in a little bit. You know, he does that with all the kids. 224 00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:55,910 You know, to tell you the truth, that is the reason why Kira moved in with him. 225 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:59,650 Kira, now, she's 14 years old. Mrs. Hart, you know, we have family 226 00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:00,650 just two doors down. 227 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,510 Why don't you take a little stroll over there while I talk to Van and Shane? 228 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,330 Hey, Van, how'd it go in there? 229 00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:15,790 Man, that was tough. 230 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,560 Yeah? I mean, I'm not even sure where to find an organ grinder, let alone get 231 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,560 him to take me on. 232 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,280 Hey there. 233 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,580 Did you pick a career? I sure did. 234 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:30,420 In? 235 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:31,740 Dentistry. 236 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,300 Turns out I've been saying it wrong. 237 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,180 No, honey, I don't think you heard her right. 238 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,560 No, no, no, it's dentistry. 239 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,760 And she told me to go for it. Isn't that great? 240 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,480 that's what it is. 241 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:49,320 I'm going to give Marie my personal thanks. Oh, okay. All right. 242 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,780 Uh, Marie? 243 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:52,920 Thanks. 244 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,200 What happened in there? 245 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,440 Oh, it's simple. 246 00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:00,940 After talking with Cheyenne, I think she could do it. Now, she knows she hasn't 247 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:03,560 applied herself in the past, but she wants to correct that. 248 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:05,940 Now, that boy there? 249 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,200 to be indoors. 250 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,400 Well, that's just unacceptable. 251 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,820 Now, you take those kids back in there and tell them you made a mistake. 252 00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:33,340 Mom, what's wrong? What's wrong is that so -called guidance counselor gave you 253 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:34,340 kids some bad advice. 254 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,200 There's no way you should be a dentist. 255 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,400 And you say your 14 -year -old just moved out? 256 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:45,040 So you never really believed I could do this. 257 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,340 And I bet you were lying about me carrying cancer, too. 258 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:56,060 Cheyenne, those classes cost money. And in a couple months, you'll be wanting to 259 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,840 do something else, and I'll have to deal with that. 260 00:15:58,660 --> 00:15:59,660 You know what? 261 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,020 Thanks for bringing me down here. 262 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,620 It's good to know someone believes in me. Just not my mom. 263 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,100 Cheyenne! 264 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,060 Don't worry. 265 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:11,500 I can cheer her up. 266 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,440 Mr. Robotica. 267 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,490 because I want to help, okay? 268 00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:44,690 You know, I was sitting out on my porch watching the grass grow like it's 269 00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:51,110 supposed to, and I realized that it's not fair for me to always make you the 270 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,110 guy. 271 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:54,490 So I'll talk to Cheyenne. 272 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:59,310 See, I'm sure she thinks being a dentist is all glitz and glamour. 273 00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:05,050 What Cheyenne doesn't know is that for every guy who pulls a molar, there are a 274 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,569 thousand broken hearts of people who couldn't cut it. 275 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:15,970 I'm glad you guys are here. Mom, I thought a lot about what you said. 276 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,770 Cheyenne, sweetie, I think I made a mistake. 277 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:24,650 I'm not really sure dentistry is the right thing. I mean, truth be told, I 278 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:28,590 it. They bite you. The little kids, they bite you on purpose. 279 00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:31,710 And you can't even smack them. 280 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:38,390 It's okay. I think I know why Mom thinks I can't handle it. 281 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,790 Look, Mom, I am flaky, and I don't stick to things. 282 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:43,570 Wow. 283 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:47,230 Honey, admitting that about yourself is a step in the right direction. 284 00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,330 Don't worry, we'll find you something. 285 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:50,630 Oh, I already did. 286 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:52,510 Dentistry. 287 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:53,750 I'm going for it. 288 00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,890 Look, everybody thinks that I can do it. 289 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:57,650 Everyone but you. 290 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:01,130 Cheyenne, I want to believe in you, but it's hard. 291 00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:04,230 You've got a very well -established track record. 292 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,950 You've been a model flake. 293 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:13,260 Thank goodness you're back. Where is the baby's baba, Cheyenne? I looked 294 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,900 everywhere and I can't find it. I gave her the green one, but she threw that. 295 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:18,680 Now it's gone. And she's pulling on her ear again, which means she needs the 296 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,020 drops. I don't have the drops. I don't have the baba. I got nothing. 297 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,060 Calm down. 298 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:26,380 I always clip an extra baba to her binky. 299 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,880 Baba? 300 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,120 Binky? 301 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,640 Listen to us. 302 00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:34,860 She's taken away our ability to speak like big people. 303 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:42,200 I so want to be that guy in the beer helmet going, party, woo, yeah. 304 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,380 And breathe, okay? 305 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,120 Everything is going to be all right. Mommy's back. 306 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:52,140 It's after four, so you can give her three drops. If she keeps pulling on her 307 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,780 ear, though, give her some children's aspirin. 308 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,180 Top drawer left. 309 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:59,300 Okay. Elizabeth, Mommy's home. Daddy's going to be okay. 310 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,740 So I'm going for it. 311 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:08,360 And if you don't think that I'm going to follow through with it, I'm going to 312 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,360 have to prove you wrong. 313 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,880 No. 314 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:12,940 Just a minute. 315 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:14,800 I just realized something. 316 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,120 Maybe I was wrong. 317 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,920 Somebody get a video camera. 318 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,820 What do you mean, maybe you were wrong? 319 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,540 Elizabeth, being a mom, honey, you're a great mom. 320 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:32,520 It's not that you can't stick to something, it's that you don't. 321 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:37,020 And it's obvious you can do just about anything you want to. 322 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,330 As long as it's important to you. 323 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,530 So what are you saying? You'll support me trying to be a dentist? 324 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,770 Is being a dentist important to you? 325 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,330 Hey, hey. 326 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:50,730 You know that whole thing about kids biting you? That was really just for 327 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:51,729 dramatic effect. 328 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:52,890 We have great hours. 329 00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:58,890 Is it? 330 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:00,550 Yeah, it is. 331 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,910 Sure you wouldn't rather just take piano lessons? 332 00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:09,570 I'm here to support you. 333 00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:14,010 But if in a couple of months you decide to be a forest ranger, you're on your 334 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,010 own. 335 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,190 Oh, a forest ranger? Cheyenne. 336 00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:19,930 All right. 337 00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:22,370 It's like I would ever wear one of those stupid brown hats. 338 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:32,970 You know, Reva, if we weren't divorced, this is where we'd hug and say what a 339 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,950 good job we did and then discuss what we're having for dinner. 340 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,370 Hey, why don't we do that over at your house? 341 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,990 You're going to slam the door on me, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah.